Shiny Tables?

noun. a slang for getting high, specifically on marijuana. Sometimes used while talking in front of your parents so they won't know what your talking about. Originated while high (we were talking about a door, i forgot and so i asked "so uh...shiny tables or what?" then we laughed and i went to cartoon world.)

"wanna come to my house for shiny tables?"
"Shiny tables or what?" "Hell yeah!"

vagina table

1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina

1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay

Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes

"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"

table chaser

A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.

My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.

Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort

After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.