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This is when Latin people commit to being present at a certain time and then you find yourself waiting like an ass because Jose is elsewhere. In addition, you don't get a heads up and whatever progress was to take place that day, becomes tomorrow's agenda. Sometime's tomorrow can be weeks, even months.
My drywall guy was supposed to finish the walls last week but since his brain works on manana time the project is on hold.
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Committing sexual acts while being on a futon, most likely on a futon that is not yours.
Walking in while Megan and Chris were having "Futon Time" was so awkward...
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one's own personal time to be alone
"Can you do this for me?"
"Naw, I need some me time right now."
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Holding an angle for 2 minutes expecting someone to come out, and then since nobody is coming you look away. The moment you look away, an enemy peeks that exact angle and kills you.
Rook: DUDE WHAT THE HELL I HELD THAT ANGLE FOR 2 MINUTES AND THEN THE MOMENT I LOOK AWAY I DIE?!
Doc: Typical siege Timing
When a husband watches his wife take it.
Get in here Midnight Merriwether, my wife is down for pound town, and my watch says its cuck time.
The last five seconds before you reach an orgasm.
Damn. This pussy feels good...I cant hold it...nut time...!
When you would rather spend time with your redneck friends drinking beer, watching sports then with your family and spouse
My old lady gets it, she realizes I gotta watch the 49ers,I need Bub time