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when a whore knocks you out and takes all of the money in your wallet.
damn i just go whoed out by that whore last night.
A FANTASTIC TV Show with countless audio dramas, comics, and novelisations.
Note: Side effects of watching include being incredibly scared by four successive beats, statues, mysterious cracks and gas masks.
Me (from upstairs): Hey, I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed, what’s the point of having you?
Idiot: Was that a doctor who reference?
Me: Affirmative
Idiot: Was that ANOTHER one?
Me: Correctomundo! I shall probably never say that word again.
Idiot: Argh! Stop talking in Doctor who references!
Me: What are you going to do, moisturise me?
Idiot: Wait, I think I’ve seen that one. What happens again?
Me: Spoilers.
Idiot: Okay, now just go away.
Me: Brilliant! ALLONS-Y!
oK so basicaly its like this. youare at a friends house for like the night or watever and then you guys are making out on the couch (yeah!) and then like.. her dad calls on the phone and says “no i she likes it more if you use the other hand… yeah” and your alllike “oh dude your dad is trying to give me advice on how to diddle you” and then she’s like… “i don’t have a dad..” or whatever… but what!? WHO WAS PHONE?
Person one: so this person called me yesterday and sai-
Person two: but then... Who was phone?
Person one: Richard my dads dead
Person two: Who. Was. Phone.
A "comedy" podcast hosted by funny man Doug and someone else I think. If you want to hear about Santa massacre a family or Prostitute Ponies this is perfect for you 👌❤
Who's Right?, Who's Wrong? Talk it on over and well... whatever ⁹
Like "kobe!" but better
This popular phrase is typically associated with something totally awesome that just occurred.
*throws trash in bin from across the room*
"Basketball who?!"
or
*throws food in air and catches it in mouth*
(food in mouth) "Bsktbll hooo?!"
Who Asked is commonly used in pointless internet arguments when the opponent runs out of meaningful things to say, often times this is an addition of weakness.
Greg: my grandmother died
George: Who?
Greg: My Grandmother-
George: WHO ASKED