One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired

Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-

one-eyed-russell

another name for penis

He used his one-eyed-russell to pee with.

One-eyed-russell

Another name for a penis

She noticed his one-eyed-russell was rather large.
penis
dick

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

one-eyed rubeye

A drunken bitch that’s seeing double while driving and covering one eye. Known famously among her college peers.

A blonde haired crazy woman that flies down country roads with one hand on the wheel.

Don’t let One-Eyed Rubeye drive you home, unless you want a wild ride.