Open-minded

A term used as a self-description for any asshole who's just as narrow-minded as the rest of humanity, but tries to sound edgy.

Note: Rarely does an 'open-minded' person claim that they're 'open-minded'. Rather they infer it by telling the person or people they're talking to to be more 'open-minded'

Open-minded: So, do you, like, believe in 2012, maaan?

Apparently narrow-minded: Nah, man. I've really done a lot of research and there's almost nothing supporting any sort of doomsday prophecies that have been coming out.

Open-minded: Research? Maaan, you just need to be more open-minded, maaan.

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Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.

Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.

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open vagina

very gapped vagina that no one wants

open vagina

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Open sesame

Is somebody with a speech impediment and who has a habit of speaking in the third person, trying to say "open says me!"

"I can't figure out how to open this magical door!"

"Doode, they say 'n open sesame"

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Open Season

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!

Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board

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opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.

usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"

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Astolfo opening

Astolfo opening aka gay opening Is a opening in chess when you can win in four moves when your enemy Is really stupid, you just have to move your Queen to f7 while Its protected by bishop from c4

"astolfo opening Is used by gay people because its skill issue"

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