organ cheese

The cheese build up that one must clean out if the musical organ every month.

D00D!!!11 shift+one!1! I g075 012g4n ch3353!!!!11!!!!!1111!111!

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Organ Doner

Kill your girlfriend then rip out every single organ and put it in a mannequin and cut open a vagina and a butthole and mouth so that you can have sex with a mannequin while still having all the organs in the mannequins body.

I killed Rachel and cut her open and put all her organs in a mannequin from the childs departmen in Target. After I cut open proper holes needed to fuck the shit out of it. It was a good Organ Doner sesh.

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play the male organ

Used when people are talking about musical instruments to imply that someone gives head. Play the skin flute

Hey, if we started a band, Juan could play the male organ.

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so fuckin’ organic

A politically incorrect and quite frankly insensitive way of saying that someone is suffering with dementia.

Well yes, I’m afraid he’s gotten to the point of being so fuckin’ organic that he says he’s gonna vote for Caitlyn Jenner for Governor of California!

organizing your binder

giving a hand job

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder

Organic alarm clock

The act of farting in the presence of someone sleeping, causing them to wake.

Chris organic alarm clocked me this morning. I woke up feeling fresher than I ever had before

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don't panic it's organic

a phrase you say to people when they are freaking out from smoking too much pot or eating too many shrooms

"dude i'm freaking out."
"don't panic it's organic"

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