owned cup

A cup that one metephorically drinks out of if he or she got owned and/or schooled.

Damn Sol you got a 6 on your math exam? I bet you're drinking out of the owned cup!

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Destruct-owned!

A use of ownage aiming towards or from Destructoid.com.

Destructoid puts up a leaked movie. Only having to pull it down an hour later. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

When asking a very large people what's better, Destructoid or Joystiq, and most of the people say Destructoid. "DESTRUCT-OWNED!"

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rofl owned

In first person shooters; The act of bragging about killing your opponent only to get owned by another person while you're not paying attention.

Haxors: "Dude, I just totally pwned that Noob!"
*M16 Rocket soars through air*
*Explosion*
*Death*
Normal Gamer:"rofl owned!"
Haxors: "UGH, stupid fag Noob Tubers!"

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Dome Owned

The act of owning someone's dome in a video game, FPS. To dome own someone, you must have had at least three consecutive head shots on one player, with no other kills in between. Then you can claim Dome Ownage on that player.

Charlie head shots Eric.

Eric: "thats bullshit, turn off your hacks."

Charlie: "i dont have hacks man, it was a lucky shot."

Eric spawns, Charlie head shots Eric, again.

Eric: "whatta hacker."

Eric spawns, Charlie head shots Eric, again.

Eric: "Wow, really dude. You and your hacks can fuck off."

Charlie: "Bitch, you're just pissed because you're getting Dome Owned."

Eric: "fuck this, I'm backing out."

Eric leaves.

Charlie: "Stupid cunt."

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Own goal

A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.

Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."

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OWN Network

A channel owned my Oprah Winfrey it's acronym stands for Oprah Winfrey Network.

I am going to watch Why Not on the OWN Network channel.

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word owned

being owned or pwnd by a phone typing programmable dictionary such as t9word or iTap. Typing one thing but meaning another.

"Dude my phone totally word owned me today."
"I totally lost that chick, because my phone word owned me."

An Example:
You're so BOOK! (WORD OWNED)
Intended Message: You're so COOL!

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