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an Apple tablet that is intermediate in function between a smartphone and a laptop and that boasts such features as browsing, i-Tunes media, high-definition video, calendar, pics and telephone numbers. The device allows talking as on an i-phone, digital newspaper reading, and novel reading by virtually turning the pages as in an i-book. The device has a keyboard on its screen, which can be operated through a touchscreen facility. Alternatively, a separate keyboard may be attached to the device and such facilities as offered by mc-Book can be enjoyed. The device is available in 16, 32 and 60 GB.
Dude, he is strutting arrogantly nowadays. The reason? He has recently bought an i-pad.
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When a curly haired girl studying to be a rabbi is giving you head and unexpectedly without warning slurps on your butthole
Rabbi rectum is a brillo pad.
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Also known as front butt, Mount Vaiginuvius, Over the hill it's off to Grandma's house, and too much cushion for the pushin'. That annoying bulge that middle age women get when they wear their jeans too high and it makes them look like they are packing major heat.
Your third grade english teacher wearing jeans from the 80's. Anyone in the supermarket between the hours of 10 and 11:30am. Your mom's best friend. Your mom. Anyone involved with chuch charity events. Example: Mrs. Smith has such a big vag pad that by staring at her waist I couldn't decipher from which side fecal matter was purged.
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Large pads used to soften landing while pooching.
"Make sure you don't miss the pooch pads and break your leg like that retard Kevin"
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The process in which a prepubescent girl preferably 12 is raped while having a tampon inside her. Once her cherry is popped, take the tampon out and shove it in her ass (make sure she hasn't popped) once the tampon is covered in blood, semen, and poop slap her in the face with it until she is either knocked out or begs for mercy.
Oh boy Jonny i hope u had fun pad slapping your cousin
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A "callusing" of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. Skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin."mouse pads" are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,porn,or just general use or a computer mouse.
Damn, I've got mouse pads from all that p0rn I watched last night.
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"What is that on your wrist?" "Oh, these?" "Just mouse pads."
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The female equivalent of a bachelor pad
Hootie: Do you want to go get drinks at the bar?
Courtney: No, why don't we just pick up some wine and go back to my lily pad.
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