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When you're fucking a chick doggy style and she's bent over the bed you wrap her legs around you and quickly yank her off the bed as you stand up and she flaps her arms to try and keep her balance but like a penguin she can't fly and eventually faceplants to the floor.
Last night I gave my girl the flying penguin and she got a rug burn on her forehead...but she let me finish.
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an action that seems funny when you are the one doing it, but everyone else considers you a douchebag. usually involving video games
Kris: Hey guys lets all go play cod: black ops and only use ballistic knives, it'll be so lolzy penguin
Danny: Alright, Sweet!
(random 10y old on other team): Wow, you're all fuckin' douchebags, I fucked your mom
The end result of scooping ice cream onto your testicles.
Fred just pulled a Fluffy Penguin. Don't ask me why I watched.
Penguin feet is when you are walking round with the constant fear of being nutmegged (a soccer ball being put through your legs) and you take tiny steps making you walk similar to a penguin.
Huge: "Mark is walking round with penguin feet"
Lee: "yeah, Ryan just nutmegged him, he could nutmeg a mermaid"
A penguin....vibes is a very good tiktoker who is currently married to shrek.
Oh look there is a penguin.....vibes- I wonder where her shrek is
The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)
Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...
When you jizz load her so full she waddles like a penguin and drips your love custard all the way to the bathroom.
After bustin the nut mustard all up in Sheila last night bish was so full she had the penguin drip.