Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.
2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.
3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
A man plank is when a group of friends embark on a wild adventure in Edinburgh. An adventure that usually ends up with them lying on top of one another in a plank like formation. Erections touching rectums.
Gaz loved the man plank. It was the best time of the year.