amanda please

someone who lets feeling from the past affect what goes on in the future.

that girl is such an amanda please.

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BITCH, PLEASE!!!

You're kidding right?

Man1: Man that Chik-Fil-A was good, wish I had another.
Man2: BITCH, PLEASE!!! *tosses another*

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check please

What you say after you either severely burn someone, indicating the coup de grace, or to indicate to the other party that the conversation is over.

Friend 1: You know how I know you're gay?
Friend 2: Well it cant be the fact that I'm talking to an outstandingly attractive Cuban woman on the phone right now...that would disprove the gayness.
Friend 1: Yeah...but you smiled at me so that makes any other straightness null and void. check please!

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teasing for a pleasing

when a girl is totally acting like a slut

man that girl's outfit says that she is teasing for a pleasing

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Nigga Please

I phrase that white people think black people say all the time.

BlackGuy: "This man said that he thinks can beat me in a game of basketball! So, you know what I said to him?"

WhiteGuy: "NIGGA PLEASE!"

BlackGuy: "No, I asked him what made him think that I played basketball?"

WhiteGuy: "Oh, your not going to beat me up for saying the "N" word are you, I'm not racist."

BlackGuy:"Nigga Please....Shut the f**k up."

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Nucca Please

Another term for the word, nigga.

"Yo nucca"
"nucca please"
"what a stupid nucca"
"Yo nucca, i had sex wit ur gurl last night"

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aim to please

A surprise sex move. You aim your splurge at someone while they are vulnerable, like bending over, yawning, or just into their ear.

mike - "Dude why did you cum in my eye?"
tom - "I aim to please"

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