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Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.
God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.
Someone with Polish lineage that has use but nothing defining enough to be a specific tool. For example, a hammer.
Person 1: "Did you hear Jacob's the Polish Hammer?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just a Polish Tool."
When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.
I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.
something that German and Russian men rape repeatedly.
man hitler sure raped that polish pussy
to try to hide the fact that something is damaged beyond repair, by saying it will polish out.
she crashed her husbands car, it is a write off but to ease the blow she tells him it will polish out
The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached
Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?
Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.
Connor - Nice bro.
When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.
"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"
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