Poof

Basically when you fart so fucking hard that you shit out your intestines.

Brian and Ryan are sitting in silence until Brian poof's

Ryan: "Brian did you just poof"

Brian: *is laying dead on the floor with his instestines hanging out*

Poof

Joe Bebendorf.

Joe Bebendorf is a poof.

Poof

That gross ass dirt weed that smells like ass. Smoke 100 bowls and you wouldn’t even get buzzed. Usually from the sketchy dealer or weird kid.

Fuck dude this shits some “poof” I’ve smoked 6 bowls I ain’t even high and it taste like shit.

Poof

For folk that are gay/Bent including the names Cullen Dunn, Mark Scott

Cullen you like boys you poof

Poofs

Poofs means a pack of Gays, Lesbians or just meaning that they are unfunny and a bunch of cunts.

"AWW MATE LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING POOFS."

Poof

This person is really annoying,quite so when this person is hungry they don’t say nothing,when poof is watching tv they’ll shut you all the way out I just feel like poof is being really poofy.

Poof:poof will be so quiet he will just poof away

Poof

Historically used to describe homosexual men in Australia, but these days poof is more commonly used as a form of light hearted banter... if another bloke is a bit soft, annoying, over sensitive, emotional, or just flat out being pussy... then he’s a poof.

If Simon leaves the party early he’s a fucking poof!