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When you realise you're a lazy piece of shit and losing weight and living a healthy life isn't your cup of tea so you tell people that you've learnt to love yourself for who you are but you still seek validation from strangers by posting the pics of your flabs in a bikini.
-How's your weight loss coming along Linda?
-I am body positive now and men who don't appreciate my curves probably lack something downstairs.
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So called for the tendency among sexually uninspired women to lay supine and motionless during intercourse. The term modifies the well-known term missionary position with the girl's brick-like demeanor.
See also masonry position
The girl I took home last night was rubbish in the sack. The only sex she knew was masonary position, she laid like a fucking brick.
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When your wife ways at least 600 pounds, and she sits on you in bed. You will most likely end up shaped like a pancake.
Holy SHIT!!! What happened to you? You must have done it in the pancake position with Wanda!!!
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Position 17 is also known as the spread eagle. This term was used in the Broadway play,"cell block tango"
I found him in position 17, the spread eagle. So he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times
He had it comin'
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The position one assumes when squeezing out an uncooperative poo.
Person 1: Dude did those tacos get u last night?
Person 2: Yeah bro i was in the power position all damn night!
Person 1: Ouch
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Hym "Does my distain for positivity and positive emotion stem from the fact that I'm low in extroversion? I mean, my extroversion being low is the reason I'm low in positive emotion but the actual distain for it is what I'm talking about."
Iam "Yeah, that's actually a good point. We do seem to have an aversion to it... Is my neuroticism the reason my souls aches?"
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A Doomer that knows everything is shit in the world and that everything will only get worse but chooses to continue to try and live in the positive and brighten others days' so they don't see the world the way the Doomer does; typically because of the mix of anti-depressants but knowledge of the coming end.
Greg: Man Dylan's shitposts' are pretty dark for a guy always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh at work
Tom: Yeah he's just a Positive Doomer I guess
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