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Canada Post

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the Canadian public out of their money as a hidden government tax. Additionally, the Management employed are mentally and emotionally impaired with as much interpersonal relationship skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees* in how they treat CUPW members they don't like.

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the people of Canada out of their money as a hidden tax. Additionally, the Management they employ are as dumb as high school drop outs with as much interpersonal relation skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of idiotic brain dead filth who are closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees*

by Spider Man 2012 January 5, 2012

23πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


post-racial

–adjective.
beyond discussions of race & racism
Origin: 2008–10, Americanism

Word Origin & History

A term used to describe a society or time period in which discussions around race and racism have been deemed no longer relevant to current social dynamics. Popularized after the election of Barack Obama to the presidency of the United States of America in 2009.

"What? He called you the n-word? I'm sure he didn't mean it in a bad way, because our society is post-racial now."

"Mexicans are always complaining about racism, man. When are they going to figure out that we live in a post-racial society and just get over it?"

"He is post-racial...um...you know I forgot he was black for an hour (but only for an hour)..." ---Chris Matthews

by Godheval February 12, 2010

37πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Post-Apocalypse

The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.

Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.

Hey, You, Get in your bomb shelter before i give you a beatdown and stomp your tarantuala balls in.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 8, 2005

58πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


vague post

A comment or statement that is made by someone on a social media site who's thinking is in a very tight dramatic circle. The post is very unclear and usually has no redeeming value to those who read it. However, the poster uses this tactic to build curiosity in his/her friends so they may inquire why the post was made. But the poster never responds or explains to why they made such a ridiculous comment..

friend's post: "the humidity has something to do with it!"
me: "what are you talking about?"
4or5 hours elapse with about 5 likes
me: "why make such a vague post?"

by xwhite July 9, 2014

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Post Woke

A level of maturity that keeps people from indulging in the reckless emotionalism, self-pity and murderous resentment inherent in Wokeness.

(C) β€œWokeness allows me to blame others for my shortcomings and mistakes so nothing is my fault!”

(A) β€œHow is that working for you?”
(C) β€œNo so good. Maybe I’ll try Post Wokeness.”

by Reluctant Adult October 3, 2019

34πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Posting Time

On the urban dictionary, the ideal posting time is around ten PM. This is when the 12 year olds go to bed and the homies are actually voting.

James posts a sexual thing at ten PM: Posted
James posts an innocent thing a 7 AM:
Not Posted

10 is the posting time.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 31, 2017

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


poop posting

When you get that god awful rumble in your stomach and a cold sweat forms hinting the idea that a gastrointestinal catastrophe of epic proportions is upon you, you grab your mobile cellular device and quickly sit down as the turd tea evacuates from your ass. Feeling the relief that you made it without having shit running down your leg you decide to open up face book on said cellular device and start posting to peoples pages....whether you tell them the exhilaration of what just transpired or just a simple, "hey what’s going on for tonight?" You have just engaged in "poop posting"

Steve (to mikes facebook page): Yo bro, you need to see this massive mud pile, I shouldn't have had all that bud light and hot wings

Mike: Where the hell are you?

Steve: On the shitter!

Mike: Dude you were just poop posting my fucking page...nice!

by Uncle Timmy September 29, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž