Potatoes are the most godly earth apple you could ever eat. They are the definition of super aliens that are disguised as cows. But aliens donβt know what a cow is so they call it earth apple. I guess this is a definition on cows then.
Alien: yoooo I want sum meat right nowww
Alien2: wassupppp less get sum godly earth applesssss they be like a potato
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The worlds greatest source of food, so delicious, and has many variants. For example; potato cakes, fries (or chips), baked and many more
John: "What's this, it tastes amazing"
Bob: "Potato"
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Potato is an amazing thing. It describes me, my friends, is potatoes are short yet feisty.
Person 1: Woah! Look how potatothat girl is!
Person 2: I know right!? I'm so jealous of her!
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A word that gets used by random people because they think theyβre fucking funny
Random person: XD RAWR POTATOES
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Potatoes are a gift bestowed upon us by the Irish potato gods
Person: praise the potato gods
other person: yes, for giving us such a glorious gift... The potato
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Someone with limited intelligence aka retarded or votes Democrat
My friend Jane voted for Hillary, what a potato
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