pre hippy

A person on the spiritual path to becoming a peace loving, herb medicating, stoner.

JJ-"Dude, is she a stoner?"
Pat-"Nah nigga, she a pre hippy!"
JJ-"Awwwwhhhh I gotchu my nigga!"

pre-cum

Pre-cum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled precum.

When my brother looks at porno he gets hard and starts leaking so much pre-cum he makes a big wet spot in his pants.

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pre bail

To set up an escape route for an upcoming event or function that you're not sure if you'd like to attend, but don't want to rule out completely.

I had to pre bail on my grandma's birthday party and told my mom I had a headache in case I can score a ticket to see Death Cab.

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Pre-esta

Slang for sleeping in, most likely sleeping late.

"I took a pre-esta this morning, and so I was late for work."

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Pre-Predict

To determine an outcome or situation BEFORE it was thought of by someone else or put into motion...

Therefore “pre-predicting” the thought of an end result of a plan that did not begin.

-Carissa D. Worsham

“I pre-predicted that car would cut across traffic.”

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Pre-Columbian

Before coffee

Said in response to running over the trashcan while backing out of the driveway in the morning; "Dude, that's a fine example of pre-Columbian driving."

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Pre-Gauge

1. A prank that tests one's friendship to the absolute limit without actually destroying said friendship. In reality, it strengthens it. Occurs before a post-gauge.

"I was going to kill my friend after he told my mom that I was on acid, but now that I think about it, that was a really good pre-gauge."

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