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Freedom of the Press

(1.) (Gym etiquette):
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.

(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.

Better to abide by "freedom of the press" and be conscientious of other gym members, than hog a machine you are not using. Or are taking lengthy rest periods on, during the busiest time of day.

by Olive989 March 24, 2023

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trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item

He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.

by Townsman December 30, 2015

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pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out

"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"

by kingbumii June 13, 2015

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bloody pressed

When someone is abnormally urged to do something.

Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."

by Internet_Theorist April 5, 2022

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Sandwich press

While receiving a blowjob, the recipient uses the givers head in the action of closing the sandwich press on a cheese and ham sandwich. The giver should make a β€œhiss” noise on the downwards movement.

Last night I fucked Mary’s face Luke a sandwich press, that shit is hot!

by Moony75 March 15, 2022

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Gay Pressing

1.Being extremely initiated in gay way.

2.Doing an action in gay way being forced on you.

Ice was gay pressing Gary to go to a gay hentai shop in Japan

by Duzkval7/7 July 8, 2019

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Guttenberg Press

When a male jumps high in the air (usually off a sofa, etc.) and goes into a backflip in mid air, then lands with his penis inside a woman's vagina or asshole.

I was so proud of myself when I landed the Guttenberg Press for the first time.

by chrisVno3s November 10, 2016

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