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A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.
Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!
A girl that sucks your dick and your wallet dry.
Rachel is a semen pump. My balls are drained and so is my bank account.
It’s when you stick two fingers in the pussy and pump it till the juice comes out
Come here baby I’m gonna give you the juice pump
Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.
That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.
When you have a quickie in the back seat while filling up with gas
"Dude, my date last night paid for gas and we did a thump and pump."
Proof that it is possible for humans to devolve.
“Hey, did you hear about Lil’ Pump’s new song? It’s totally epi-“
“Ew, no, he literally has no talent.”
When you're pumping gas and stop at the desired amount with out any extra squeezes.
When you're pumping gas at full speed and you only have a 20 spot (or any amount you can afford) and you release the handle at the exact amount without any extra squeezes.
You have just achieved The Perfect Pump.
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