What kind of question is that?

A common response to a stupid question, or a question that the person asking should know in the first place.

George: Alex, do you prefer the original Star Wars trilogy, or the prequels?

Alex: George, what kind of question is that?

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last night question

A question that is genre defining a life altering cue or question

Or a question made last night

“Kurtis what did you think of Fadra’s speach at Plato’s dinner party in symposium?”
“That’s a last night question”

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Swamp-Question

When you feel awkward about a situation and ask some other person's opinion about it and things suddenly become more strange than before causing you to ask another swamp-question, which will eventually pull you deeper and deeper in the swamp.

*You kissed a girl's head on a party and later on ask her if she was pissed at you*

Boy: "Hey, remember when I, like, kissed your head?"
Girl: "Yeah sure"
Boy: "So, uh, are you pissed at me for doing it, 'cause you've not been talking to me for days now"
Girl: "Why should I? Didn't it use to be a friendship-kiss?"
*feels strange now*
Boy: "Yeah of course it was, was it to you? (Shit, I'm quite good at asking Swamp-Questions...)"

etc.

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I have a question

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Student: I have a question. Teacher: What? Student: Whachu know about rolling down in the deep

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Poppt1, Question of the Week

A Poppt1 Question of the Week is generally dumb question like: Are donuts just female bagels? that is easily answered by someone named Hopcat.

Cogger, Little Z and Hopcat: It's the Poppt1, Question of the Week!
Poppt1: Uhh, so why is the colour black so dark?
Hopcat: Because it's black... its supposed to be dark. dumbshit...
*conversations continues on this topic for 5-10 mins*

Question Marked Out

When your internet browser doesn't load properly and several-if not all-pictures are replaced with a mini question mark.

I want to go on Facebook right now but everything is question marked out.

Pub quiz question

A (usually) mundane and useless piece of knowledge, or field of expertise, that comes into profound effect as the one question you can answer at a pub/supper quiz.

It has also been known to be used as an excuse for quiz players with poor general knowledge.

Quiz master - 'What is the radius of the centre circle on a standard size soccer pitch?'

Person 1 - '9.15 metres'

Person 2 - 'How on earth did you know that?!?'

Person 1 - 'Oh it's my pub quiz question, don't expect answers to any other questions!'