poo race

1. a race around the world, while holding a large piece of poo.
2. a race where two people take a shit; the winner being the first to wipe their arse and reach the other.

Note: not to be confused with poo face (when you smear poo on your face for a pleasurable and/or cosmetic purpose).

TODD: Man, this piece of poo is stuck to my hand!
JOHN: Two of poo, one of me...i make that a poo race!
TODD: WTF!!
JOHN: ...I, uh...don't get out much...

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Arms Race

Starting a beef with someone when you have damaging information on them. Especially when you have the upper hand.

"Hey Bitch you fucked me out of hooking w/ Tina!"

"You wanna arms race on this shit? You fucked my girl and you're still married... Do I need phone home!!!"

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Butt Race

What you get when a whole bunch of people race around on their asses. Okay, not really. They just use stopmotion.

The song most often associated with butt racing is "Speedy Speed Boy" by Initial D.

The three of them had a butt race in the woods.

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drag racing

kicks fuck all over NASCAR,IRL,all that shit

lets hit the town for a freindly game of drag racing

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Race Traitor

Race traitor is a pejorative reference to a person who is perceived as supporting attitudes or positions thought to be against the supposed interests or well-being of that person's own race.

That Latina is a Race Traitor for supporting anti-immigrant political views.

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jacking race

Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.

Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.

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mixed race

people of mixed descent (white-black, white-asian, ect.)
biracial people are almost never racists, (unless for some political reason, see malaysia) and are often good looking. they are unfortunately looked down upon by purely stupid people and are often subjected to unfair remarks regarding their physical appearance.
they have to undergo subtle (and sometimes not) stares from perfect strangers in public transportations.
examples of mixed people, see above.

you look different. are you mixed?

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