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The meme where someone takes a video of themselves fully clothes in a public setting first, the the video cuts to a clip of all of their clothes on the floor with people nearby, most often students. And everything comes off and is shown. Underwear, socks, hats. You can see their bare legs as they are showing their clothes.
Clip 1: “Rate my fit”
Clip 2: *shows every piece of clothing on the ground*
Clip 3: *moves to make the camera show the setting they are in*
An example of the “rate my fit (meme)” being used in a video
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Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.
The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.
Example of the Universal Female Rating System
Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."
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while your lady is knocked up(concieved) you fuck her and the baby bounces around.
even though Maggie L. is prego, Warn made her womb an x-rated bouncy house.
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Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.
A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."
X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."
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A Safi is a dumbass that broke his femur and is the joke of the group because all his friends make fun of him
A Hamad is a tall gay dude that’s scared of dogs and got depressed because Ronaldo left Real Madrid
Rated HS means it’s both a Hamad and Safi friendly so the stupidest of people may understand it
Person 1: yo you’re in advanced functions?
Person 2: yeah I saw it was rated HS - For Safi and Hamad, so ik even I can’t fail it
alternatively
Person 1: did you watched toy story yet?
Person 2: dude it was rated HS, I had to
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A call just to make out, with no strings attached.
Girl 1: Hey did you have sex with that guy last night?!
Girl 2: No, all he did was call me to make out. It was like a PG rated booty call.
Girl 1: How lame...
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During times when a male is cut off from females, such as deployment, hotness ratings may become artificially inflated. The state-side hotness rating is a Hotness Rating equivalent to the rating a female would be if they were in the Continental United States. The simplest method to determine this is the "mantourage / 2" method. Simply take the number of bros in her mantourage(flock of dudes surrounding her) and divide it by two.
Ex: Girl has 9 bros flocking around her.
Bro 1: Dude, she was hot!
Bro 2: Dude, her State-side Hotness Rating is a 4.5.