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Record

Something you won't take with you, even if you break one. They're kind of like money in that sense.

Whether it's a vinyl record or a sports/entertainment record, no matter how many you break, you won't take them with you when you're not around any more. Some people like to break records, others disagree that all records are made to be broken, and they try to take care of the records they have while they are still here.

by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021


record

an album of music

That record had a lot of great songs on it! :: I loved Kate Bush's First record that came out after her first single!

by maydoc July 15, 2022


record

»Record • the verb To be recorded in the record book; type in, type in, have a real list view of something (lat.)

You're going to b record if you don't send it now!

by lusy_2212 March 30, 2020


record

»Record • the verb To be recorded in the record book; type in, type in, have a real list view of something (lat.)

You're going to be recorded!

by lusy_2212 March 30, 2020


record

It's like a frisbee; but on a turntable, it plays music by passing a needle over grooves. The grooves are actually an image of soundwaves, and the needle moves a magnet inside a coil of wire, which creates a moving electric current. The electric current is shifted to kinetic movement by a speaker, which vibrates and produces the music. Lonely middle-aged men like to listen to vinyls the most, because even millennials are cooler than that, guys.

"Steve, did you hear that Pink Floyd record I was playing?"
"Yeah, nice vinyl."

by kermit37 December 20, 2020


Phallus Record

A play on words to the fossil record, as to having a huge gap in time on your browsing history. This gap is usually due to watching large quantities of pornography in one sitting.

"Shit, my roommate looked at my Phallus Record and knew I watched porn while he was in the shower."

by Bass Drop Donnie June 24, 2012


World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.

Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!

by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 17, 2019