With All Due Respect

A phrase that allows the user to be a complete dick without being entirely rude.

Boss: Ted, I'm Going to have to fire you. Your output has-

Ted: With all due respect sir... Suck my TESTICLES

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with all due respect

The phrase is a projection, an analysis, if you will of mental attributes or deficiencies.

Mr. Carpenter, with all due respect, when one uses the phrase "with all due respect", it actually means you consider the person you're talking-to is a moron. With all due respect.

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Respect my authority

Its when a fatass wants people to respect his/her authority.

Im a cop, and you should respect my authority.

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With all due respect

A term used by many people all over the world, to make the next few words coming out of their mouth, sound less offensive.

Chad: With all due respect Tom, your mom looks like a permanently aroused gorilla.

Tom: Dude! saying "With all due respect" doesn't mean you can say that!

Chad: I'm sorry man but like, With all due respect, i wouldn't be surprised if she goes to the barber, just to get her Muff trimmed!

Tom: ... :o... how did you know?

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Respect the drip Karen

Something one says at a completely random time without any explanation needed (also known as a reference of TikTok)

*eating at a nice family event*

At random: “respect the drip Karen.”

*goes on with life*

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respect my conglomerate

basically means no

Bobby: So nick can I come to your next bash?

Nick: Respect my conglomerate.

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respect towards women

something more men should have towards women.

I think that boy should some respect towards women...

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