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The act of placing as many funyuns possible on your member and proceed to recieve a handjob from your partner
"Billy asked me for a funyun rub last night, I didn't complain."
Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.
I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.
Sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, could also be used to describe sex involving chubby chasers/chunky monkeys.
John: Where the fuck were you last night, you wanker?
Mike: Rubbing tummies with Shelia mate, she is her final trimester and it is fucking weird!
John: Wow, really? you seem pretty evenly matched then, eh!
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Tammy:Did you see the girl with Mike last night? She weighed like 15 stone!
Cheryl: Yeah, Mike prolly loves rubbing tummies!
Providing compliments to another with the purpose of flattery.
Sam made sure to rub the tusk when he told Alex how great of a guitar player he was.
Andrea was rubbing her ham in the bathroom rubbing the ham means jacking off or masterbating in the feminine form
When you touch your knee, with their knee, so they get attracted to you.
Barbara: Stop Knee-rubbing me.
Robert: What? I'm not knee-rubbing you. What are you talking about?