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To give a Persian Rug. The act of masturbating and spreading your sperm over you're gay partner's chest or back. Then using the sperm as an adhesive for sticking on your pubic hair.
Tom's Chest was hairy after sex because Jack gave him a Persian Rug
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the somewhat large tuft of hair located on the lower back(just above the dirtbutton) that is primarily used to wipe semen from the head of one's penis, following rigorous anal between two preferably gay partners.
Good thing I have a fluffy anus rug because after Patrick totally sprayed into me his penis was covered in his seed.
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The menstruating splatter matted into a hairy woman's thick pubic mat because she forgot to buy tampons.
Martina got a heavy flow this month. She was sporting a nasty red rug in the locker room. Someone hose down that bitch's vag dreads.
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The act of scissoring so vigorously that it results in a burn similar to that of which you receive from sliding in a carpet.
Dyke 1: Do you wanna scissor?
Dyke 2: No sorry, I have rug burn
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The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.
Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!
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To rip up the dance floor with amazing "dance" moves. Usually perfomed while drunk.
Mike really did bust a rug last night at the club.
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Is a large hairy individual that usually is obnoxious and unhygienic
"hey dude, bear rug ahead"
"man that guys a total bear rug"
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