floppy eared sailor

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.

Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.

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sailor bill syndrome

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!

he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.

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sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

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Crunchy the Chinese Sailor

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!

Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3

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Salty Sailor

When you work up a nice ball sweat throughout the day and have a chick suck on your ballsack during fellatio; One of the many sex moves popularized by Richard Nixon

Damn woman, you sure know how to suck balls! You like that salty sailor, don't you?

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take me now, sailor!

sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.

"Hey Babe; gimme yo' digits."
Take me now, sailor!

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Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon

Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon is a TV anime that is a story about a klutzy, crybaby, 14 year old underachiever named Tsukino Usagi (ŒŽ–삤‚³‚¬) who was given some transformation items and super powers. Usagi transforms into the pretty, sailor suited fighter called Sailor Moon to fight against evil. But even as the super hero, Sailor Moon is klutzy and a crybaby. Then as time goes by, Usagi is joined by some other girls to form a team of sailor suited fighters. Sailor Moon is a story aimed at young girls (14 to 18 years old), and can be considered a magical girl story. The manga is written by Takeuchi Naoko (•?“à’¼Žq), and it is running in the monthly magazine Nakayoshi (‚È‚©‚悵). However because of various reasons, Sailor Moon has gathered a lot of fans from people of all age groups, and has become one of the most popular anime in Japan today. There is a Sailor Moon manga, a Sailor V manga, five TV series, three movies, several video games, and lots of merchandise.

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