salmon canyon

A warm place where Mr Sausage likes to go on vacation.

Janice hows about we take Mr Sausage on a day out to salmon canyon. Bring it!

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crusty salmon

crusty salmon is when you stick your finger down the back of your butt crack after you havent bathed or showered for several days, and when you pull your finger out you find fishy smelling flaky scales on your finger

"whats cooking in the kitchen? smells like fish..."

"actually i hooked an itch in my butt crack and caught a crusty salmon"

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Pink Salmon

The act of placing a raw salmon on a mans shaft and having sexual intercourse with a woman to achieve an intense kinky orgasm.

Greg gave me a pink salmon last night and it gave me the best orgasm.

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SODO Salmon

Bum shit.

As Bill exited the taxi cab on his way to the Door of "Satsumi", a posh little sushi bar downtown; He noticed an unwrapped snickers bar on the sidewalk. This must be my lucky day, thought Bill as he picked up the suprisingly soft chocolate treat. As he bit the loaf, his heart sank, realizing the peanuts were supposed to be INSIDE of the bar making this, in fact, a sodo salmon.

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Smoked Salmon

When you get a joint and make a girl smoke it while shes blowing you
puff
puff
blow
blow

i love it when a girl gives me da smoked salmon

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Grilling Salmon

The process of putting your vagina too close to a camp fire

We were all sitting by the fire when all of a sudden we smelt something nasty, turns out Dee was grilling salmon

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Salmon Danglers

The flappy parts of ones va-jay-jay, which for some can hang extremely low. The first word 'salmon' is representative of the fishy sensation one smells/tastes.

Zara & Abby - "GET YA SALMON DANGLERS OUT!"
Random stranger - I can't my minky smells too much.

Abby/Zara - "Ju Slut, is that a dangler I can see peeping through your panties? Sort it out"

Julia - "I can't help it, they hang so low"

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