Samuel Gallagher

The closest living relative of Harambe himself. Typical day for a Samuel Gallagher consists of 1) Either riding the bike, or due to inclement weather, dreams of said iron horse. 2) Memes 3) Beta god damn alanine. The most admirable of current specious roaming planet earth. Consider your self one lucky motor scooter to be graced with his presence.

Teacher: So little Tommy; What do you want to be when you grow up?
Young stone cold killer: Obviously I want to be Samuel Gallagher, you dumb bitch.

Samuel Nyce

Samuel nyce has a 12inch cock and get all the females at school. Hes extremely racist and makes fun of gay people way to much.

Samuel nyce i would spider fuck you so hard until my belly is inflated of all that slime.

A Samuel L.

Taking a big sip of somebody elses drink or eating alot of somebody elses food without their premission to consume so much of it.
(as seen in 'Pulp Fiction')

A: That's a tasty beverage, may I take a sip of it.
B: Sure go ahead.
A: Aaah thanks.
B: Dude wth you drank all of it. You did a Samuel L. on me.

Andy Samuels

1. Liam Payne's (one direction) bestfriend
2. God/Jesus/superman
3.amazing dancer
4. the guy i LOVE to chat up

1. me: is your dad a trumpet player? cos you're making me horny ;)
him: hahahahahahahahahah
2. me: OMG Andy Samuels is tweeting me :) he's so cool :D
my friend: who?
me: this really fit guy... oh yeah and he's Liam Payne's bestfriend... WOOO!

samuel minor

Dumb guy who needs to die

Samuel minor is dumb and stupid

Samuel Score

A score given to an a woman's ass in order for others to comprehend how good or bad the ass is. See Samuel's Scale

"Dude I just saw one hell of an ass"
"Oh yeah? What's the Samuel Score?"
"I would give it a 7"

samuel hughes

He's ok-ish

Samuel Hughes