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San Francisco Door Stop

A large pile of human feces, usually from a homeless person, left on the sidewalk just outside the door.

Some homeless guy left a San Francisco Door Stop right outside our shop. Let's get someone to clean that up before the customers start coming in.

by Kakeman May 7, 2020


San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.

I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.

by TeamCook January 3, 2020


San Francisco Sundae

When you return to your parked car, find a ticket on your front windshield, your driver side window smashed and the glass sprinkled on human feces.

I went to se that 3 million dollar condo in the SOMA the other day and was served a San Francisco Sundae when I got back to my car.

by MysticOgre March 6, 2021


San Francisco Grandmother

ONE OLD TRANNY!

Dude I went down Hollywood Blvd and pick me up a San Francisco Grandmother, 20$ Gummers and 50$ Bummers.

by TheMfingStockingstuffer October 9, 2021


San Francisco Vanilla

Antonio Voto-Bernales

Blayne: Yo, how was San Francisco?
Kamaka: It was great! Had a great time with the San Francisco Vanilla. Tasted delicious.

by stardestroyer 56 September 29, 2021


San Francisco line dance

When two men facing each other jerking the other man off.

I just caught your roommates doing a San Francisco line dance

by Stixxk June 11, 2021


San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special

When 2 dudes place their erect, unwashed penises on top of each other while simultaneously holding buns on top and at the bottom, they technically have the buns, the meat and the cheese so it's a double cheeseburger.

Rob and Bob left so early, I heard they had the San Francisco Double Cheeseburger Special .Must've been hungry that night.

by BjLacr October 31, 2022