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The real name of the music artist The Weeknd
A: Hy biatch did you hear the new track of Saturday and Sunday?
B: Euhmmm... do you mean The Weeknd?
A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.
A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus.
Hey gabby! You know what day it is?
No
Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
If you support a business at all, you support it enough, you don't have to spend money at a small business once a week to prove that you're a good enough citizen to some entity that doesn't really give a fuck about you, the business, or whether you're a good enough citizen (the same entity that created Small Business Saturday).
Small Business Saturday is a way to control people's spending habits, nothing more and nothing less.
Having a small business saturday is like having a gym saturday. It's your body, it's your business what you do with your body, how you treat it, and so on, but pretending that you are dedicated to something like that because everybody's doing it is pretentious, fair-weather bullshit. Some of us have treated our bodies like amusement parks before, and still don't call ourselves or other things something they're not. Call it what it really is.
Small business Saturday is for people who don't really give a fuck about the business 6 days a week.
The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.
Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.
A traditional event that takes place at Robert Morris University and all the students get completely plastered from the morning to night.
"I'm getting shitfaced for super saturday"
"I'm trynna be on all the hoes during super Saturday"