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When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out
I just had a brown scare at work today
Searce it up on StorlineOnline.com-Im not scared your scared.
Im not scared your scared.
When you're avoiding a question and wana ghost a bitch
When can you hang out? “ I’m scared, someone hold me tight”
A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*
Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
Easily upset over nothing or trivial things which can come off as being crazy. Easily offended that even a biscuit would upset them.
Boss: Kim is upset that someone moved her office chair over the weekend
Me: *rolls eyes* Every Monday that bitch is biscuit scared over something!!
When you catch a stiff, slow moving object in the corner of your eye and immediately you are frightened.
I was walking back to the house at night when I saw something move and had a Zombie Scare. Turns out it was just a tarp in the breeze.