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First used by the YouTube Channel GoodBadFlicks in his video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?", The Final Scare is when a movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise
"Of the eight horror films Blumhouse released theatrically in 2015, five of them (Unfriended, Insidious Chapter 3, The Gallows, Sinister II and Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension 3D) ended with The Final Scare"
Homosexual and/or Elmo dressed up as a scarecrow.
Dan's Scare-mo costume totally rocks.
When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you
hey I was dad scared last night
When your tummy rumbles like you gotta shit but when you sit on the toilet nothing comes out
I just had a brown scare at work today
When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.
This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.
Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating
Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce
Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.
Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.
Guy 1: is there any treatment?
Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
Easily upset over nothing or trivial things which can come off as being crazy. Easily offended that even a biscuit would upset them.
Boss: Kim is upset that someone moved her office chair over the weekend
Me: *rolls eyes* Every Monday that bitch is biscuit scared over something!!