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A large sloppy built individual with saggy boob's.
"Bruh,I had this gravy seal trying to guard me,playing basketball today."
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Unorthodox method of batting in cricket, jerky, some would say ugly. Originated in Surrey County Cricket
Stewart's been clubbing seals all afternoon.
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A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.
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u can use this in situations where you think 'bruh'
person 1: what the fuck my ex fucked a fat ginger
person 2: 'seal emoji'
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You Sneak Up On woman rip her clothes off and punch her in the nose. as she bleeds all over her face you pull ur balls across her eyes like goggles and spit on her while saying "ride the waves, Ride the Waves" while she jerks you off.
I cant wait to see a trick so i can the navy seal her ass.
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When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion
i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!
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When you're hot-boxing a room/car/anything you can hotbox while smoking pretty much anything, usually marijuana, and somebody opens the door or cracks a window. They "break the seal" on the hotbox and let the smoke out.
Smoking Newbie - "Dude, I'm getting so high, I need to get out of here." He reaches to open the door.
Stoner - "Fuck No! Don't break the seal!"
Smoking Newbie - "I think I'm going to pass out..."
Stoner - "As long as the seal isn't broken we'll be alright."
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