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some of low character; some one lacking virtue and honor. It should be noted that this person is not suspected of these crimes of chastity
A: You will never believe what I just found out!
B: ?
A: You remember Susie, that real quiet girl? Apparently she's been hookin' since she was old enough to drive.
B: I never would've suspected her of being a secret slut! She seemed like such a nice girl
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The last hit of weed you find in a bowl when you think its actually all gone.
Jim-Man, this bowl is cashed.
Bob-Let me check.
Jim-(Amazed look as he sees another hit being taken)
Bob-Man there was a little bit left in the secret pocket.
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When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"
Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!
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The Biggest Mustache but it his hidden in the bear flesh.
Hey Look Nick Farnworth Has Got A secret mustache and cambell bischop is crying waaaaaaaaaa
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A game that is so fun to play but its for losers. Your not a loser if you don't say What the game is called so you just Refer to it as "The Secret game".
The Secret Game could be Anything From "Pokemon" To "World Of Warcraft".
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when you say a catchy line from a movie, and you think nobody will know you got it from the movie;
then somebody steals a glance at you knowing it was from that movie..
then your supposed to gasp and say "MY SECRET!"
"You thirsty Stanley? Yes Mr. Sir " (quote from "Holes")
Sally looks up and says "that's from Holes!"
I say, "MY SECRET! YOU FOUND MY SECRET!"
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some one who is always there four you and you can be through any thing together. you often s there d's for them and you make memmories to never forget every time your together you think no one knows about your relationship but ever one does.
she an amazing secret lover
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