swiss sense booty

A booty so good and soft you can use it as a pillow.

Guy 1: how did you sleep last night over by that girl?
Guy 2: I slept heavenly because she has a swiss sense booty

common sense media

A shitty website where Karens go to feed other Karens fake information about video games. If you asked a 12-year-old, they'd compare it to internet hell.

12 year old: Mom can I play COD with my friends?
Mom: Let me check Common Sense Media.
Some Karen on Common Sense Media: "CALL OF DUTY HAS MADE OUR FAMILY FALL APART!!!!11! MY CHILD WANTS TO HANDLE A GUN NOW!!!!!!111!! AGES 18 AND UP!!11!!!"
COD in Reality: Just another harmless Battle Royale Game

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Common Sense Theorem

A mathematical and scientific hypothesis that proves any statement true using only the words "Common Sense".

"Given- Equilateral Triangle ABC has an area of 5 a height of 5, and a side length of x.

Prove- Triangle ABC has a perimeter of 3.

Step 1- Perimeter = 3
Reason- Common Sense Theorem"

While the above statement is impossible, the common sense proves it true.

Make That Make Sense

Used when someone says some stupid shit.

Ex: What's Obamas first last name?

Make That Make Sense ^

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Common Sense Guru

An individual who has gained a large following among members of the American Tea Party and/or other quasi-politcal groups. This person is easy to identify due to their constant facial scowl and constant litany of opinions and insults against any people who do not agree with him. This is his/her way of making sure their followers do not start thinking too much...after all it is the Common Sense Guru's job to do the thinking. Sometimes, however, this is problematic, due to the Guru's exclusive reliance on the "common sense", which is unfortunately both uncommon and subjective.

Typical words of a Common Sense Guru:

"We the people need better jobs but we don't want anyone else to have better jobs...'cause we have common sense and they don't"

"Let's stop paying teachers so much...that money needs to go to a better place, like the pocket of your Common Sense Guru"

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sadistic sense of humour

someone who might not be sadistic or cruel, but finds the pain or misfortune of others amusing.

"Ben laughed when I fell yesterday - he has such a sadistic sense of humour."

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senses fail

a crappy band that sings like a fart is trying to be let loose, but good guitar and scraming, and terrible horrible crappy lyrics

wow, i just saw senses fail in concert, i guess i'd rather be cutting my legs off

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