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Abbreviated: SLYGSAASISOI
The act of getting absolutely served then being put immediately into shock over it.
Served>shock
Person A- I went to see this PHiSH show in the movie theaters and some kid was doing the worm, what a homo.
Person B- Wow, sounds like you got served and are still in shock over it.
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The new mnemonic for memorizing the planets in our solar system in order away from the sun. Until recently, the mnemonic was My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies, but since Pluto was eliminated from the list, "pies" no longer fits.
Grade School Kid 1: I have an astronomy quiz tomorrow, but I don't know the planets in order!
Grade School Kid 2: Dude, it's just My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nougat. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune!
Grade School Kid 1: What happened to Pluto?
Grade School Kid 2: Psh, Pluto is so pre-August 2006.
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A way to remember the nine, er, eight planets. She once served us nine pizzas, but now she serves nothing at all. What an evil mother!
"Mom! Where are the Nine Pizzas!?"
"Oh, now that we're broke and that Pluto's not a planet, we ought to serve you nothing at all."
"But we need them! Without the pizzas, the solar system is incomplete!"
"But Pluto hasn't been a planet for twelve years! You'll live!"
"Timmy! My Very Evil Mother Just Served Us Nothing!"
"Not even Nine Pizzas?"
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Go home. She's no fun."
It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
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when you slay so hard and look so fucking sexy you are serving Curtis.
Person 1: dang look at they guy
Person 2: oh he is soo serving Curtis
To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.
you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.
This is when a old man or grown up or adult has sex with a little underage girl or you know can be the opposite for old woman too. And doesn’t get caught and go to prison and be so happy taking a young tight virgin girl pussy and getting her pregnant and addicted to his dick and sucking it and making her swallow his cum and lick his asshole clean all day and night every day.
You got served. I can’t wait to serve him this warrant when I track him down.