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when a group of people are forced to leave their desks, and binge eat, out of a vending machine due to stress
Catherine was so stressed out she went to the canteen and had a vendor session
When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"
"We should really get together for a scrimmage session."
A euphemism for a blow job.
Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’
Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’
Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’
Michael: ‘What’s her name’
Tobias: ‘Michael’
Dark glasses worn during or after a session, to hide that the individual is on hard core drugs
He's wearing session shades, must be twisted of his bean
Did you bring the session shades?
drugs {session} {party}
A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.
Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?
another term for a wine night; a group of girls get together to gossip, vent, or talk shit, most of the time over a bottle of rose.
After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.
best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone
Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."