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A shop in downtown San Diego, CA, where people go to break stuff. You buy it, you break it. That's the idea. Come in. Break stuff. Smile. The first and original store of this kind in The United States.
Alisha: "My boss is a total jerk. I need to go to Sarah's Smash Shack, write his name on a plate & destroy it! That way, I can go in tomorrow, smile at him, and continue to pretend that I like working for him."
Amanda: "Oh my god! I went there last week with my boyfriend, and we wrote our ex's names on shit, and smashed the hell out of them. Then we totally made out!"
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When a guy rubs his unwashed, crusty testicle sack on the crack of your anus hole.
Joe: Dude why does my anus smell like fish and have flakes on it?
Guy: Maybe you shouldn't have got a Joes Crab Shack from your uncle mate.
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When you pull your hand down underneath your balls in the shape of a chicken's mane, while clucking like a chicken until ejaculation, you slap the girl with the same chicken mane hand.
Bitch got chicken shacked, yo.
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Eat out a girl with crabs, then piss in her face.
Last night I gave that girl a serious Jacksonville Crab Shack.
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The act of lining a golf ball up to your sexual partners vagina or anus, then smashing it in with a gold club, usually a 9-iron.
Hey bro, can I borrow your 9-iron, me and my girl are gonna try caddy shacking
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Rm 126 in Maloney High School, where Gordon "Flash" Morrison pimps mad hoes son. He got them buckwilin' all up is his grill. He bump n grinds w/ them til the break of dawn, then hands out quysics phizzes to his students and talked about Social Security while occasionally wincing/twitching his eyes.
Smack ma bitch up. I like the stock market.
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