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When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.
Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.
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athletic dude who could be a stud if it weren't for his girly-smooth, waxed and shaved body.
A shaved ape usually doesn't have too much gray matter between the ears.
too many shaved apes at that gym
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Any man who saves time in the morning by taking a dump, shaving with an electric razor, and jerking off simultaneously.
Dan, a busy attorney, was able to make on time to work today because of his excellent multi-tasking abilities. He is truly a shit shave jerker.
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(SHΔv-yer-bair)
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.
Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.
Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.
1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".
2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".
3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".
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A question relating to working fucking hard at a cunt of a job or taking one for the team.
Shaving a Yeti, is a god damn hard thing to do!
Being the person βWho shaved the Yetiβ gets respect.
βWho shaved the Yeti?β
βLol, have to be rick, we met these 3 hot chicks last night but there was this fat one, Rick took the fat one, fucking champ shaved the yeti!β
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βWho shaved the Yeti?β
βLiam bro! He shoveled shit all day, even fell over and got a face full of crap but kept working, fucking hard worker!β
The hair cut in which both sides of a boys head is shaved and the middle is left to grow long ;) can be used as an insult
Person 1: oh look! that guy's good looking...
Person 2: Nah, he's a damn shaved bird.
An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."
Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"
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