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Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison
Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!
A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)
"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"
The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
A female who does anything for you, expecting nothing in return.
Oh man, my girl's a Service Shelf.
A woman who doesn’t go “below the waist”.
My partner is a top-shelf cunt.
Used in the 1970’s to mean weed, marajuana.
Hey Susan, I’ve got so eggs on the high shelf I’ll bring over.