A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the new jersey shocker is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.
New Jersey Shocker: 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink
Yo, my bitch screamed when i gave her the new jersey shocker
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Someone in Tribes/Tribes 2 who won't put down the FUCKING SHOCK-CANNON!
It doesn't work very well in sentences.
"OMFG! Gabe's just like silkk da shocker!"
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If you're ever in a fight and need to pull a move in order to escape. Just pull down your enemy's pants and stick you're finger in their ass.
Alex: Yoo John what happened last night
John: I was in a scuff with Rob but he pulled The Quick Finger Shocker on me and got away
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The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.
Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.
While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.
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A three part covert sexual act comprised of:
Midnight: while your partner is sleeping
Ultra shocker: two in the pink, two in the stink
Spring time: ice cold water
Walking in on your sleeping partner, waking them up by dousing them with ice cold water, then while the person is waking and dazed you give them an ultra shocker.
The move can be followed up with a fish hook or a def jam.
I came home after a late night at work horny as he'll, my girlfriend was asleep, tried waking her up, no dice. So I went to the kitchen and got a bottle of evian from the fridge, went back to the room and gave her an ultra midnight spring shocker.
index finger, ring finger and pinky finger pointing towards the ground, resulting in one in the pink, two in the stink or one in the jelly, two in the smelly.
Tonia was attempting to be cool for a facebook photo by throwing up dueces, but instead threw an upside-down reverse shocker with a sexy pucker!
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