Dog Shot

When the ATF comes to your house because you bought "fuel filters" from China and they shoot your dog by "mistake"...

ATF Agent: We see hear you bought a Fuel Filter that looks like a Silencer from China.

You: What? No I needed a new Filter for my pick up truck.

ATF: Sir, stop lying, we know you watch both Firearm and Car videos on YouTube. You are on our list.

You: Am I being Detained?

ATF: .....

You: I refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer.

ATF: .......

(You Dog walks out of the kitchen)

ATF: He's got a gun!

(Pew Pew Pew)

You: FUCK YOU SHOT MY DOG! YOU BASTARDS...

ATF: Your Dog Shot First. Here's your warning, DON'T Buy any more Fuel Filters from China.

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Celebrity Shot

When you're playing beer pong with your friends, and a friend not already in the game takes a shot for you.

"Leah was already trashed so she opted out of the BP game and I took a celebrity shot"

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Shot Out

When someone is shot out it means they are permanently mentally fried from doing too many drugs.

Damn.. I miss the old Cassie.. she’s so shot out now she can’t even hold a normal conversation..

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vo-shot

Those who know the vo shot can end lives in a matter of seconds with the vo shot. There is no limit, range or speed to the vo shot. Its instant kill

this muthafucka is gonna get the vo-shot.

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thot shot

a very tame or safe choice alcoholic drink, typically something a thot would rush to drink at a party or post on social media

this party is shit, they only have thot shots here

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celeb shot

In beer pong, a shot taken by a non-participating player, usually a friend who is really good at beer pong or a girl you want to feel included so you can get with her. Most games have a limit of a single celeb shot per game.

You got here just in time, Matt. Celeb shot this shit, I'm losing badly.

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squirrel shot

Secretly catching a glimpse of a woman's underwear.

I was sitting in class and caught a squirrel shot under Kristen's desk. Damn thats a fat squirrel.

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