Rural Dictionary

Thought Shower

1. A form of mental urination. A slow and careful process by which idiotic ideas come into existence, often
with reference political correctness that one deems unnecessary.

2. UK Replacement for the term brainstorm which was banned from schools on the grounds that it might offend epileptics despite its positive connotation.

thought shower
1. After a great deal of thought showering, the term "epic fail" has been branded profane since it offends those who are prone to failing or innately fail at life.

by Eph3k July 11, 2008

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Silver Shower

The act of performing a golden shower, which is urinating on someone, either for sexual pleasure or attempts at humiliation. The difference is that the one who is performing the silver shower is hydrated, causing the urine to be silver instead of gold.

Molly: I thought he was going to treat me like a princess and give me a golden shower today!
Amber: What? Are you kidding me? I thought he always wanted to do that to you!
Molly: Yeah I know! He drank too much water so it ended up being a silver shower.
Amber: Wow. What a jerk.

by ppg436 October 7, 2013

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a grower, not a shower

Penis is small when soft, but it grows to a nice size when erect.

I’m a grower, not a shower.

by Jmrocks July 15, 2018

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Pommie shower

To skip any form of hygienic activity after being out all night drinking.

Then turning up to work smelling like shit and trying to "hide" the smell by using deodorant.

"Yeah I just had a pommie shower"

by Cleaten December 4, 2003

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