nutsack shuffle

After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"

Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.

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Quick Shuffle

Quick Shuffle, also Quickshuffle.To walk,run,go,or come Quickly.Often done as a sheepish means of escape.

"I quickshuffle over fake him with the jane fonda work out tape cassete" - The Champ

He realized my coupon was fake, so I quick shuffled out of the store.

Al:Where's pete?
Greg:He quickshuffled out to go get some beer.

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robo-shuffle

The way one walks when on a third plateau dxm dose, characterized by slow, jerky shuffling of feet across the floor.
So-called because movements can seem robotic, and this state is often achieved through high doses of Robitussin™.

Jon was dexing so hard he did the robo-shuffle.

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hastings shuffle

The distinctive gait of a denizen of hastings

Dude, check out that crackhead! He's doing the Hastings Shuffle!

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iPod Shuffle

An inexpensive, simple option in the dynasty of iPods.

The iPod Shuffle may not have many extra-special features, but for those of us who prefer a simple-yet-sturdy option and might not need space for a thousand songs, this is the ideal choice.

"The iPod Shuffle, being only $99/$150, is the best alternative to the more costly and fragile iPods I've seen advertised!"

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Melbourne Shuffle

A Badass Dance In Which People Dance Their Ass Off And Have Fun. Shuffle IS Better Than Jumpstyle, Tecktonik, etc.

Just Look Up "Melbourne Shuffle" And "Shuffle" On Youtube And You'll See All The Badass Action You're Missing.

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superbowl shuffle

song/dance performed by 85 bears

"bears are going to the superbowl!"
"fuck yeah, superbowl shuffle!"

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