shut the hell up

a self explanatory command

A: Shut the hell up!
B: What?
A: Shut it up, quick! Before it sucks us into the void that it is!
B: Oh, you meant that gaping portal to hell in my bathroom. Yeah, uh......that's a toilet.

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shut up samual

you need to shut up samual

Me: Hey Samual
Samual: What
Me: Shut up Samual
Samual: No

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Shut your Vag

Slang used to tell a woman to shut up when she makes a stupid mistake!

Megan Fox - Ewwwww that man tried to talk to me he's filthy! im calling a sexual harrasment claim!

Eric- Shut your Vag! he's allowed to flirt!

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shut up, Cyrus!

a phrase used to respond when being spoken to by a retard

Ray-Ray the Retard: Wub? Wub?
Normal Person: Shut up, Cyrus!

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shuts your locker

Similar to 'whatever floats your boat'.

Whatever shuts your locker...

shut up by proxy

The act of telling somebody to lower their voice via the use of another person, typically over text.

Jane and Bob are having a heated discussion in Paul's office while he is trying to work. Paul sends an SMS to Sam (Jane's boyfriend who lives out of state) asking Sam to text Jane to tell her to shut up because she's talking too loudly. Jane has been asked to shut up by proxy.

shut up hank

A general reply to self-indulgent moralism

Karen - We have to vote because-

Tom - Shut up hank