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National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so

Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?

by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022


smut smitty skip skap skallywap

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”

“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”

by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

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National Skip School Day All Year

Skip school day is tomorrow and and

this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.

Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"

by Skip school all year bitches November 11, 2019

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Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.

Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'

by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019

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Skip Jordan

Micheal jordan fan boys who want to be a jordan son and think he can do no wrong just like skip bayless

You think micheal jordan is the goat? What a skip jordan!!

by Mr Blue Benjamin June 14, 2023


Skip card over a reverse card

No, When using a reverse card to reverse a saying towards you and they pay a skip turn card to stop it does nothing

Linda tried using a skip play card over my reverse card I said “ no bitch you can’t skip card over a reverse card it’s not allowed”

by Dumbass69420 February 21, 2021


Goat-skipping

To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility

Past tense: Goat-skipped

The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic

by TanukiTsuki July 3, 2023