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On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so
Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”
“She was the sort of smut smitty skip skap skallywap.”
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Skip school day is tomorrow and and
this applies throughout the whole year.
So listen to this post and fill this task andyou will beacome a legend.
Skip school all year if you arent a loser
Beacuse its "National Skip School Day All Year"
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A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.
This means you are dedicated to the game.
This term will get you even more mad pussy.
Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
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To act or have the qualities of a goat, primarily while climbing, acting out of fear, or out of hostility
Past tense: Goat-skipped
The man was goat-skipping while he was scaling the mountain. The goat-skipping fool was freezing out of fear. While the man was Goat-skipping for his life, he began to act psychotic
December 10th is national skip school day
If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck
Freddy are you going to school tomorrow
No Ella it’s national skip school day
December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,
ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'
Matt: yea bro I'll be funny
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Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'
Matt: yea bro I'll be fun