crystal skull fuck

Something (often either an action or event) that taints the value/worth of everything previous.

Drawn from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and refers to the damage done by the movie to the rest of the movies.

May not completely destroy the legacy, but rather it taints the image of the past.

Dude, that girl you hooked up with last night just crystal skull fucked your social life.

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skull head

A female who has no clue about anything

Ayo u rememba keysha? Yeah I rememba da smutt she's a skullhead, who aint beat dat

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Crystal Skull Syndrome

A condition found in many theaters today in which semi-decent movies (or better) end in total failure, regardless of how amazing, relevant, entertaining, or realistic the movie was up to that point. Seems to have originated with the fourth Indiana Jones movie.

Jen: "So what'd you think of Knowing?"
Mike: "Definitely suffered from Crystal Skull Syndrome."
Jen: "That bad, huh?"
Mike: "Spielberg couldn't have raped it better himself."

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Minnesota Butter-Skull

To mouth-fuck a butter sculpture. Best performed after creating a bore-hole using a hot cob of corn.

I broke into the dairy building and got some Minnesota Butter-Skull from Princess Kay of the Milky Way.

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Jedi Skull Fuck

Similar to a Skull Fuck but to a much more of a psychologically damaging degree, and with little to no effort.

I asked Jimmy to prove to me that he exists, and he could not. It was the ultimate Jedi Skull Fuck.

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shit skull

The type of person who is arrogant, annoys you, and is a complete asshole to the point you want to kill them and then take a giant Duce on their grave... way worse than a shit head

Look here shit skull i don’t care about technicalities that you had to search hours for to find one little flaw in my argument. either wipe that fucking smile off you god damn face and give me the money you owe me or imma gut you like a fish

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voodoo glow skulls

A ska-core band started back in 1992. Originally, they were a punk band. After one indie record, they set camp at Epitaph Records and put out several good records. After their sax player quit in the early 2000's, and Epitaph dropped them from their line up, they moved to Victory records and put out one shitty record (Steady As She Goes) and one worth listening to (TRADICIÓN, ADICCIÓN, REVOLUCIÓN).

Good Christ, I miss the Voodoo Glow Skulls' sax player.

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