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Someone who uses people for their cars
Damn Micheal! That Matthew is a car slag
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A girl who dresses like she wants to fuck, acts like she wants to fuck, but will not put out.
"Did you see me with that girl? She let me grab her tits is dressed like a slag..."
"Oh yeh, I know her, she never puts out she's just a barren slag!"
"So what are the girls in your halls like?"
"They are just a bunch of barren slags, I can't be fucked with them!"
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Mouldy, torn bit of flannel used post-coitally by dirty slappers for 'mopping up' various copious liquids after incidents of explosive sexual union. Used predominantly by a Samantha (hehe).
Having blown him off but miscalculating the arc of his sexual effusions, Mary reached for her slag rag and wiped the residual bollock-chutney from her cheeks...
Pass us the slag rag, will you? There's a good lad.
Jemima: "gosh, what I really need now is a slag rag"
<Goebbels passes Jemima a slag rag>
Jemima: "Thanks, Goebbels"
No, I said use the hand towel to dry your face, not the slag rag!
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A generally cheeky person with slaggish tendancies. An exceptional example is Olive, of the extra virgin variety of course.
Jen: let's go out!!!
Olive: well maybe when i've prtended to work for half an hour then had phone sex for 3.
Jen: You're a slag-troll.
Olive: I know, let's get pissed.
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Crab Slag AKA A slow moving Swamp Donkey on the cheap
I fell asleep before that crab Slag could satisfy me....
A slag chipper is anyone who is a slut
Fuck that 'slag chipper' just ran the gauntlet on me.
FULL OF FAT NEEKS. SANDER THE 🐐. RONALDO LIKES WILLY🐐
I love slags aco they help me make money which I can splash on slags and bags