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Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up
My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family
When your'e fucking a girl hard and instead of going for anal, you decide to flip her over and eat and lick the booty while jerking off until you bust a meganut onto her tits.
Never slurp on the peach with an African girl
When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing
I need to Slurp n Surf
Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
“Slurp my gooch.”
In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.
Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.
Toby: Dude that's radical man.
Seth: Gnarly dude.